I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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