God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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