I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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