So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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