found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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