If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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