There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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