He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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