then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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