everyone is single if you try hard enough
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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