She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Boobs are out for the taking
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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