READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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