You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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