I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize