hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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