If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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