We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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