I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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