i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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