If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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