didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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