She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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