I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i think i just lost a toe
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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