Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i would punch a child for taco bell
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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