nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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