Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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