New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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