So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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