Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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