im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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