So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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