Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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