My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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