i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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