I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The ass gains better be worth it
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