Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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