loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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