Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We are two peas in an std pod
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
