Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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