the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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