Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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