Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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