She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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