Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
