Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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