He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
