is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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