Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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