Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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