I am in a vortex of obligation.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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