I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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