I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
wow bdsm is so cute
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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