Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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